shark week blah blah
when’s pike week or muskee week?
...and shes buying a stairway to heaven.
Things aren't the way they were before, you...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-7-24) →
Volbeat (42) Metallica (38) Neither Mercy Nor Remorse (27) Rise Against (19) Children Of Bodom (6) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Volbeat fucking killed the Town Ballroom man, blew the damn roof off. Great show
I won’t bow to something that I’ve never seen I can’t believe in something that doesn’t believe in me I’m not blood of your blood, I’m no son of your god I’ve no faith in your fate Still I find salvation
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-7-17) →
Led Zeppelin (42) CKY (23) Pink Floyd (14) Volbeat (12) August Burns Red (12) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
You wanna hear it with vocals? Go sing it. My throat is really fucked up right...– James Hetfield, MetallicA
Awwwww yea AUPS1
Watching #oceanstwelve taking a shot every time Rusty eats…5 times in 50 minutes so far…fuckin A
no less than 4 hours after I get the thorn out of my foot, I step on broken glass…THE FUCK?
For 11 days, I have had a thorn lodged in my...
… The streak ends there.
So on I wait my whole lifetime...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-7-10) →
Metallica (55) Children Of Bodom (26) Black Tide (16) Led Zeppelin (16) Lamb of God (15) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Hold my breath as I wish for death
Oh please god wake me
Why you gotta be so fuckin awesome?
Jumping up post rankings on a forum you love? ...
This weekend has absolutely kicked my ass mentally, physically, emotionally, and any other ally that exists.
i work/live with
the most racist people. its ridiculous lol at least i can argue better
There's water in the basement and the pilot...
+5 awesome points if you know what this is a reference of
Oceans 11 cons
uprockinvigorate: Oceans 11 cons Boesky => a wealthy bankroller with insider info Jim Brown => confrontation between two people, to distract lifting info Miss Daisy => driving miss daisy, e.g. a SWAT vehicle as a getaway car Two Jethros => two guys used to distract and general grunt work Leon Spinks => disruption of a boxing match Ella Fitzgerald => tape looped back to...
Butter is the Opposite of a Penis
When things are getting hot, a penis gets harder but butter gets softer. However, when exposed to cold, the penis gets softer and butter gets harder. Yes, I am losing my mind.
You are encouraged to try, but you cannot make a better sammich than me :)
Working in a kitchen...
…in 85+ degree (F) weather has got to be one of the most unpleasant jobs out there. Fuck man, I’m dyin in here.
Giving up booze...
…for the next week :)