August 2011
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Aug 1st
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Aug 1st
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shark week blah blah
when’s pike week or muskee week? 
Aug 1st
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July 2011
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...and shes buying a stairway to heaven.
Jul 31st
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Things aren't the way they were before, you...
Jul 30th
Jul 30th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-7-24) →
Volbeat (42) Metallica (38) Neither Mercy Nor Remorse (27) Rise Against (19) Children Of Bodom (6) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Jul 28th
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Jul 26th
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Volbeat fucking killed the Town Ballroom man, blew the damn roof off.  Great show
Jul 26th
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Jul 25th
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I won’t bow to something that I’ve never seen I can’t believe in something that doesn’t believe in me I’m not blood of your blood, I’m no son of your god I’ve no faith in your fate Still I find salvation
Jul 24th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-7-17) →
Led Zeppelin (42) CKY (23) Pink Floyd (14) Volbeat (12) August Burns Red (12) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Jul 23rd
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“You wanna hear it with vocals? Go sing it. My throat is really fucked up right...”
– James Hetfield, MetallicA
Jul 23rd
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Jul 21st
22 notes
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Awwwww yea AUPS1
Jul 18th
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Shots
Watching #oceanstwelve taking a shot every time Rusty eats…5 times in 50 minutes so far…fuckin A
Jul 18th
IJESHFGIHSDFIGHKSJDFHGHDFG
no less than 4 hours after I get the thorn out of my foot, I step on broken glass…THE FUCK?
Jul 17th
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For 11 days, I have had a thorn lodged in my...
… The streak ends there.  
Jul 17th
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So on I wait my whole lifetime...
For you
Jul 15th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-7-10) →
Metallica (55) Children Of Bodom (26) Black Tide (16) Led Zeppelin (16) Lamb of God (15) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Jul 15th
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Hold my breath as I wish for death
Oh please god wake me
Jul 14th
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Jul 14th
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5 tags
Jul 14th
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Jul 13th
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Jul 13th
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Jul 13th
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Greek Mythology
Why you gotta be so fuckin awesome?
Jul 13th
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Jumping up post rankings on a forum you love? ...
Jul 13th
Jul 11th
This weekend has absolutely kicked my ass mentally, physically, emotionally, and any other ally that exists.  
Jul 11th
shoot me
Jul 10th
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Jul 9th
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i work/live with
the most racist people.  its ridiculous lol at least i can argue better
Jul 8th
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There's water in the basement and the pilot...
+5 awesome points if you know what this is a reference of
Jul 8th
Jul 7th
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Oceans 11 cons
uprockinvigorate: Oceans 11 cons Boesky => a wealthy bankroller with insider info Jim Brown => confrontation between two people, to distract lifting info Miss Daisy => driving miss daisy, e.g. a SWAT vehicle as a getaway car Two Jethros => two guys used to distract and general grunt work Leon Spinks => disruption of a boxing match Ella Fitzgerald => tape looped back to...
Jul 6th
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Jul 6th
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Jul 6th
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Jul 5th
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Jul 3rd
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Jul 3rd
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Butter is the Opposite of a Penis
When things are getting hot, a penis gets harder but butter gets softer.   However, when exposed to cold, the penis gets softer and butter gets harder.   Yes, I am losing my mind.  
Jul 2nd
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Dear Women,
You are encouraged to try, but you cannot make a better sammich than me :)
Jul 2nd
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Working in a kitchen...
…in 85+ degree (F) weather has got to be one of the most unpleasant jobs out there.  Fuck man, I’m dyin in here.  
Jul 2nd
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Giving up booze...
…for the next week :)
Jul 1st
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